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These are amusing quotes from various deviants' signatures. Yet another thing I keep in emails to myself. Sorry for not being able to credit these properly. All of these quotes were from people who frequent the Avatar, Naruto, and Abhorsen fanart, along with ones I found while browsing the "Random Deviation"s.
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Hayate + Genma = SPOON.
Tsunade + Books + Paperwork + Izumo and Kotetsu = Bitches.
Math is fun. XD...
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~"Hyuuga Neji! You fucked my brother and turned him into a NAKED CHEERLEADER!"~
"I AM SAILOR YAOI, AND IN THE NAME OF THE BOY ON BOY, I WILL DRAW YOU NEKKID WITH ANOTHER MAN!!!"~
"98% of your mom smokes pot."~
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Studies show that 3 out of 4 people represent 75% of the population.
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If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature
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When God made me He didn't use a mold. I'm FREEHAND baby!
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"I am not a lil pervert!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, then tell me what are you?"
"WAAAAHAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!
I'm a big one...."
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|^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,,
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.
|_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(
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It's partially an expression of my teenage angst...but mostly, it's a moo cow!" -Chris Griffin from Family Guy
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"Why am I always reading the same book? Well, I'm definitely not an unfaithful person."
--Hatake Kakashi from 'Naruto'
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POMATO!!!! Jean Havoc Rocks!!!
"Splat, big fountains of blood." -Barry the Chopper
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It's not fate...it's BOOBS!!!!
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"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." -Mitch Hedberg
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"If you call right now, we'll give you a box of fresh air!"
"Colin, we can't just give air away free!"
"Yes we can! From Breath Free the makers of air for eternity!"
--Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles
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I get up in the morning, sometimes I do work, and I think about pervy things! That's it!" ~Maki Murakami-sama, the manga-ka of Gravitation, on what a typical day is like for her. XD
Come join *Bishie-Hunters! Gotta catch 'em all!
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Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and look good with other men." –Anon
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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Support AMW INC.
CEO and President Anime Man Whore Inc. (Brampton Branch)
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Gojyo: That being the case, what's up with that? Over there, that self centered, air of importance carrying bastard!
Hakkai: That's Sanzo.
Gojyo: I KNOW THAT! Why the hell is he here?
Sanzo: There isn't any coffee in the temple.
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Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy-- it's hardcore.
I'm Batman the Buttripper.
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No...I....do...not....believe....it... Hinataxanyone supporter; support hinata
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The trouble with life is that there's no theme music
"If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there's a finite number of idiots"
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I went to a friend's house, he said 'You have to sleep on the floor'. Damn Gravity. You don't know how bad i wanna sleep on the wall"
"If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit"
~Mitch Hedberg
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If a 'ladykiller' is a guy who's really good with the ladies, and Kenshin is a 'manslayer', then...o_O
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We Saw him run yesterday. Or tomorrow."
"We don't know if that means he's dead...or just naked."
"Oh, and you're all going to want to break this lightbulb by the end of the episode."
Strange quotes out of context = love!
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I am the one who made Gaara so moody........Because.............I STOLE HIS COOKIE!!!
If you have attempted a jutsu by using scrolls or performing hand signs, copy this onto your siggy!
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People always argue about the fight between ninjas and pirates, but few will argue against the fact that saiyans will win out against them both.
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It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a hidden village to raise a ninja.
My Battle Cry
WAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!!
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Don't run, you'll just die tired." -- JFK Center for Special Warfare, Sniper School, Ca 1976
"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." ~ anonymous
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I asked for a hobby, and God gave my poor right hand an ability to torture itself with its own drawing... ~ Ice (a.ka. blue_iceland)
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The Difference Between Me and You Is That I'm Not on Fire.
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Don't get high on drugs! Get high on chinese doughnuts and anime crack!
"I just can't stand it when someone's cell phone rings when I'm talking." ~L (Death Note)
I hate Cell Phones -__-' ...too annoying~ ~
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DEIDARA YOU SEXY THING. I WOULD HAVE YOU IN BED IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR SASORI-NO-DANNA. CONTINUE BEING SEXY FOREVER AND ALWAYS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU
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So, I saw this guy who wasn't a guy but, for all intents and purposes, WAS a guy...
Voilà!In view,a humble vaudevillian veteran,cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of FateThis visage,no mere veneer of vanity,is a vestige of the vox populi,now vacant, vanished
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Signs of obsession:
~Seeing Avatar merchandise results in foaming
~You talk to your stuffed Appa
~You have an account at [link]
~Friday nights are sacred
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"Hey, ya know? Life's like a barrel of wood shavings. Except when the shavings are in a pail... then it's.. like a pail of wood shavings."
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I like parties, but I don't like pinatas. Becaus the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals.
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I put the "Sexy" in Dyslexia!
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
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"Hey, that's almost four miles from Tuesday!" -friend
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"I feel bad for that cat, though. I mean, it got caught up in the self-destructing steam iron in the middle of town. I think the cat actually might be Jesus, then." -me
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They say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime, but I tried to make it at home; there's more to it then that.
"Want some more homemaid sprite?"
"Not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it!"
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Normal is just a setting on a washing machine...
George Gray - "Who's the bitch in the leather coat?!" About Anne Robinson the first host of "The Weakest Link"
I tried sniffing Coke once but the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.
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Life gives me lemons I read them and drool
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"Nerds are like the moist towelettes of the universe, they make everyone else feel better about themselves." -Billy
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But the bottom line is, communism is bad for your eyes... I mean television. I get those two mixed up. ~Edaniel, from Bizenghast
Try pushing ctrl+w. You'll see what I mean once you do.
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Every time you think of kittens, God kills a pregnant bishounen. Please, think of kittens.
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On cats: "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer."
On gaming: "XBOXES! And their controllers with the buttons and the knobs and the cords! I've seen the way you look at them!"
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"F" is for Fires that burn down the whole town!
"U" is for Uranium BOMBS!!
"N" is for No survivers!!!
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"You profane me with your lust!" Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. "You, however," he said sexily to the blender, "Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope."
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
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Women may fake orgasms, but men fake entire relationships."
Now that's a love subject worth thinking about.
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[ All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. ]
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'Oh,' cried Lizzie, 'Laura, Laura.
You should not peep at goblin men.'-Goblin Market by Christina Rosseti
"It's a known fact that if you start using random Japanese words your mother will mistake you for a wild animal and eat you."
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"Awh, not SasuNaru AGAIN!! It's so common it's practically hetero!"
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I would love to others. If you have an amusing, witty or interesting signature that has not been included, please leave a reply. [Yes, I used the Oxford Comma. Or didn't, rather.]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hayate + Genma = SPOON.
Tsunade + Books + Paperwork + Izumo and Kotetsu = Bitches.
Math is fun. XD...
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~"Hyuuga Neji! You fucked my brother and turned him into a NAKED CHEERLEADER!"~
"I AM SAILOR YAOI, AND IN THE NAME OF THE BOY ON BOY, I WILL DRAW YOU NEKKID WITH ANOTHER MAN!!!"~
"98% of your mom smokes pot."~
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Studies show that 3 out of 4 people represent 75% of the population.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When God made me He didn't use a mold. I'm FREEHAND baby!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I am not a lil pervert!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, then tell me what are you?"
"WAAAAHAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!
I'm a big one...."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,,
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.
|_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's partially an expression of my teenage angst...but mostly, it's a moo cow!" -Chris Griffin from Family Guy
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Why am I always reading the same book? Well, I'm definitely not an unfaithful person."
--Hatake Kakashi from 'Naruto'
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POMATO!!!! Jean Havoc Rocks!!!
"Splat, big fountains of blood." -Barry the Chopper
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's not fate...it's BOOBS!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." -Mitch Hedberg
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"If you call right now, we'll give you a box of fresh air!"
"Colin, we can't just give air away free!"
"Yes we can! From Breath Free the makers of air for eternity!"
--Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles
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I get up in the morning, sometimes I do work, and I think about pervy things! That's it!" ~Maki Murakami-sama, the manga-ka of Gravitation, on what a typical day is like for her. XD
Come join *Bishie-Hunters! Gotta catch 'em all!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and look good with other men." –Anon
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Support AMW INC.
CEO and President Anime Man Whore Inc. (Brampton Branch)
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Gojyo: That being the case, what's up with that? Over there, that self centered, air of importance carrying bastard!
Hakkai: That's Sanzo.
Gojyo: I KNOW THAT! Why the hell is he here?
Sanzo: There isn't any coffee in the temple.
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Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy-- it's hardcore.
I'm Batman the Buttripper.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
No...I....do...not....believe....it... Hinataxanyone supporter; support hinata
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The trouble with life is that there's no theme music
"If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there's a finite number of idiots"
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I went to a friend's house, he said 'You have to sleep on the floor'. Damn Gravity. You don't know how bad i wanna sleep on the wall"
"If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit"
~Mitch Hedberg
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If a 'ladykiller' is a guy who's really good with the ladies, and Kenshin is a 'manslayer', then...o_O
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We Saw him run yesterday. Or tomorrow."
"We don't know if that means he's dead...or just naked."
"Oh, and you're all going to want to break this lightbulb by the end of the episode."
Strange quotes out of context = love!
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I am the one who made Gaara so moody........Because.............I STOLE HIS COOKIE!!!
If you have attempted a jutsu by using scrolls or performing hand signs, copy this onto your siggy!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
People always argue about the fight between ninjas and pirates, but few will argue against the fact that saiyans will win out against them both.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a hidden village to raise a ninja.
My Battle Cry
WAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't run, you'll just die tired." -- JFK Center for Special Warfare, Sniper School, Ca 1976
"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." ~ anonymous
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I asked for a hobby, and God gave my poor right hand an ability to torture itself with its own drawing... ~ Ice (a.ka. blue_iceland)
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The Difference Between Me and You Is That I'm Not on Fire.
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Don't get high on drugs! Get high on chinese doughnuts and anime crack!
"I just can't stand it when someone's cell phone rings when I'm talking." ~L (Death Note)
I hate Cell Phones -__-' ...too annoying~ ~
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DEIDARA YOU SEXY THING. I WOULD HAVE YOU IN BED IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR SASORI-NO-DANNA. CONTINUE BEING SEXY FOREVER AND ALWAYS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU
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So, I saw this guy who wasn't a guy but, for all intents and purposes, WAS a guy...
Voilà!In view,a humble vaudevillian veteran,cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of FateThis visage,no mere veneer of vanity,is a vestige of the vox populi,now vacant, vanished
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Signs of obsession:
~Seeing Avatar merchandise results in foaming
~You talk to your stuffed Appa
~You have an account at [link]
~Friday nights are sacred
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Hey, ya know? Life's like a barrel of wood shavings. Except when the shavings are in a pail... then it's.. like a pail of wood shavings."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I like parties, but I don't like pinatas. Becaus the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I put the "Sexy" in Dyslexia!
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Hey, that's almost four miles from Tuesday!" -friend
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I feel bad for that cat, though. I mean, it got caught up in the self-destructing steam iron in the middle of town. I think the cat actually might be Jesus, then." -me
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They say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime, but I tried to make it at home; there's more to it then that.
"Want some more homemaid sprite?"
"Not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Normal is just a setting on a washing machine...
George Gray - "Who's the bitch in the leather coat?!" About Anne Robinson the first host of "The Weakest Link"
I tried sniffing Coke once but the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.
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Life gives me lemons I read them and drool
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Nerds are like the moist towelettes of the universe, they make everyone else feel better about themselves." -Billy
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
But the bottom line is, communism is bad for your eyes... I mean television. I get those two mixed up. ~Edaniel, from Bizenghast
Try pushing ctrl+w. You'll see what I mean once you do.
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Every time you think of kittens, God kills a pregnant bishounen. Please, think of kittens.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
On cats: "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer."
On gaming: "XBOXES! And their controllers with the buttons and the knobs and the cords! I've seen the way you look at them!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"F" is for Fires that burn down the whole town!
"U" is for Uranium BOMBS!!
"N" is for No survivers!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"You profane me with your lust!" Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. "You, however," he said sexily to the blender, "Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope."
~Zarla Badfic Quotes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Women may fake orgasms, but men fake entire relationships."
Now that's a love subject worth thinking about.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[ All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. ]
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
'Oh,' cried Lizzie, 'Laura, Laura.
You should not peep at goblin men.'-Goblin Market by Christina Rosseti
"It's a known fact that if you start using random Japanese words your mother will mistake you for a wild animal and eat you."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Awh, not SasuNaru AGAIN!! It's so common it's practically hetero!"
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I would love to others. If you have an amusing, witty or interesting signature that has not been included, please leave a reply. [Yes, I used the Oxford Comma. Or didn't, rather.]
Doctor Who the Musical
This video was the best thing in the world. That's it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dHkbdMYpSA
Assorted Movie News
Transformers 3
From Michael Bay's website [actually found here http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=64450]:
"Transformers 3 has been going very well. We are going to shoot in LA, Chicago, Washington DC, Florida, Texas, Africa, Moscow, and China. On the talent front, we just locked in Frances McDormand and John Malkovich. Both amazing actors I've always wanted to work with. We also just got Ken Jeong, he is the super funny actor stuck in the trunk from Hangover and the Doctor from Knocked Up.
We start shooting pre-shoots in about one month."
Bleach
Warner Bros. has picked up an adaptation of the manga.
This is how much of a geek I am...
So here's what DAzebras is doing this summer: I'm learning Vulcan.
Yes, you heard me right, Vulcan. As in the native language of Mr. Spock, one of Star Trek's central characters. I think the only thing nerdier than learning fictional language from the show is learning to speak Elven from Tolkein.
Still, it's fairly awesome. Gramatical construction is a piece of cake after four years of Latin. However, pronounciation is a bit difficult and fairly alien [pun intended]. I suppose this has something to do with studying Latin as well. The good thing about dead languages is that you don't have to speak them on a regular basis. However, I
A Letter to You
EDIT: Fixed the link.
Dear Momosportif,
I don't know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it that night at th Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you ignore my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand how aweful I felt. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about the appartment.
Good luck on your shot-term leave from jail,
DAzebras
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